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So You Wanna Be A Misfit???

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Well, who can blame you? Sit down and take the the Misfit Attitude Exam to see if you are worthy of joining the GREATEST MUSIC GROUP EVER!!!

Keep in mind that I, good old Roxy, will check your answers. You need a perfect 100 to join the group, but a score above a 90 will let you see the answers! Also, don't try and answer the 'cool' way because a real Misfit knows that whatever they do is cool, not because morons think it sounds cool, but because we are that cool!!!

Oh, yeah! You'd better really think about you answers!

Cool Roxy!

- Show us your Misfits Knowledge! -

-Answer the following questions-

1) Who is the leader of the Misfits?
Pizzazz
Roxy
Stormer
Eric Raymond

2) Which Misfit has never quit the group?
Pizzazz
Roxy
Stormer
Jetta

3) How many Misfits songs are there?
(Don't count those crummy duets we do with losers!)
14
27
36
41

4) What is the name of the company the Misfits work for?
Starlight Music
Misfits Music
Raymond Records
Stinger Sound

5) What was the first Misfits song ever performed?
Makin' Mischief
Outta My Way
Winning Is Everything
Takin' It All

- End of Part One -
(So much for the easy crap!)

- Tell us about yourself!!! -

-Answer the following questions honestly-

6) What Instrument do you play?
Guitar
Drums
Violin
Saxophone

7) Have you ever been arrested?
Never
Once or twice
A few times
They keep a private cell reserved for me on weekends!

8) Have you ever used drugs?
Never
Once or twice
A few times
My friends call me 'Pharmacy'!

9) When was your last sexual encounter?
I'm a virgin (or at least, that's what my parents think!).
How long has it been since I ran into that janitor in the hall?
None of your business, pervert!
Depends... What're you doing for the next ten minutes, sexy?

10) Do you have experience playing an instrument?
What's an instrument?
I played in my high school band
I played in a few night clubs
No, but I really hate Jem!

- End of Part Two-
(Well, look at you! You might not be completely useless after all!!)

- Now Prove You Are A Misfit!!! -

-Answer the following questions-

11) If you were a Misfit, who would you consider your friend?
Zipper
Clash
Eric Raymond
You're joking, right?

12) What's more important?
Power
Love
Money
Friendship

13) What is the Misfits number one rule?
It's only cheating if you get caught!
A Misfit doesn't ask for anything! A Misfit takes!
Doing the right thing makes you a superstar!
Winning is everything!

14) Which of the following people do you hate the most?
Jerrica Benton
Kimber Benton
Jem
Eric Raymond

15) HONESTY is to RESPECT just as CHEATING is to ____?
WINNING
DISRESPECT
RESPECT
As long as I win, does it really matter?

16) Your favorite charity is?
The Starlight Foundation
The Make-A-Wish Foundation
The NSFMM&I (The National Society For Me, Myself, and I)
I don't have one!

17) Which of the following statements makes you feel the most uncomfortable?
I Love You
...And now the latest hit song from Jem and the Holograms!
You have right to remain silent....
We the people, of the jury of the state of California, on the charges of assault and reckless endangerment, find the defendants known as the Misfits.....

18) Have you ever committed any of the following?
Grand Theft Auto (say, for instance... stealing the Rockin' Roadster)
Child Abuse (say, for instance... smacking around a Starlight Girl)
Arson (say, for instance... torching the Rockin' Roadster)
None of these

19) If you were a Misfit, how often would you show up for rehearsal?
Twice a year.
Three times a month.
Five times a week.
Sometime around 4:00 PM on Tuesday, June 18th, in the year 2755 AD.

20) If we were performing on stage and the crowd started booing, would you:
Apologize and play another song.
Leave the stage.
Shout profanities at them.
Out of the kindness of your heart, each booing member of the crowd receives A FREE SUPER DELUXE, ECONOMY-SIZED, INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH, INCLUDES FREE REFILLS BECAUSE IT'S BETTER BY THE CASE, ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CAFFEINE-FREE, LOW CALORIE CAN OF PATENTED MISFITS' WHOOP-A$$!!!!!! (Go with your gut on this question....)

21) If you see a guy whose car has broken down, would you?
Give him a hand with the repairs.
Laugh your sweet butt off.
Throw trash at him.
Offer him a ride into town...,but then take him out and drop him off in the middle of nowhere, throw trash at him, and laugh your sweet butt off!

22) If you were a Misfit and we all got caught doing something, who would you blame?
Pizzazz
Roxy or Jetta
Stormer
Myself

23) If you were stranded on a deserted island, which Misfit would you want with you?
Pizzazz
Roxy
Stormer
Jetta

24) If Pizzazz and Jem got into a bare-knuckle brawl, what would you do?
Pretend not to see them.
Help her beat down Jem!
Watch and laugh my behind off.
Call dibs on fighting the winner!

25) If you meet a Hologram on a crowded street corner, what would you do?
Beat her silly with the heaviest thing I could find!
Shove her into traffic and laugh!
Talk trash to her, but not physically harm her!!!
Just ignore her.

- End of Part Three -
(So, the LOSERS should know who they are by now!  Just Click Below to see your crappy score!! Bye-bye!!!)


Well, looks like you got a ! So, did you make the cut or just plain suck?


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