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Barbie and the Rockers
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Barbie and the Rockers: Volume 1 - Out of This World |
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Barbie's failed series pilot - In this 25-minute 'adventure' (and I use the word laughingly), Barbie and her friends: Dana, Dee Dee, Diva, Derek & Ken (seriously, these are their names) have just become the greatest, most famous entertainers of all-time (stop laughing)! Barbie becomes the world's peace ambassador and decides to sing for peace from a space station and she does just that! | ||||||||||||||
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Exciting Adventure - CHECK!
Glamour and Glitter - CHECK!
Fashion and Fame - CHECK!
Jem is Truly Outrageous! - ABSOLUTE CHECK!
But seriously...
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Barbie and the Rockers Doll
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Jem
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Cracked #225 The Jem / Barbie rivalry was so popular at one time that the Cracked Magazine made a parody article of it! NOTE: This article is available in the Downloads Section |
The Barbie and the Rockers Cassette
The Barbie and the Rockers dolls came with a cassette of the rockers music that would have been played in the show (if the in was such a crappy show that it couldn't get past one episode!!!). Doing their best to copy Jem (Gee, I thought Jem was supposed to be a copy of Barbie!!!), the cassette's songs are arranged:
| Side A: | The Rockers' Theme & Dressin' Up |
| Side B: | Born With A Mike & Stretchin' It |
You can download the songs below and I have listed the Jem songs they are most in competition with. The last four come from the video.
| Track Title | Length/Size Comparative Song |
Download / Rating |
| Barbie and the Rockers' Theme | 1:25 Mins. / 219 KB Jem Theme |
Yes / 1 |
| Dressin' Up | 2:35 Mins. / 396 KB Depends On The Mood I'm In |
Yes / 1 |
| Born With A Mike | 2:10 Mins. / 333 KB Only The Beginning |
Yes / 1 |
| Stretchin' It | 2:38 Mins. / 403 KB Time Is Runnin' Out |
Yes / 1 |
| Best Friends | 1:35 Mins. / 233 KB You're Always There In My Heart |
Yes / 1 |
| Do You Believe In Magic | 1:33 Mins. / 229 KB ??????? |
Yes / 3 |
| Just To Dance With You | 1:26 Mins. / 213 KB ??????? |
Yes / 1 |
| Reachin' For The Stars | 1:12 Mins. / 179 KB ??????? |
Yes / 4 |
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- Reachin' For The Stars -
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Now, despite the lack of quality, content, or anything else of importance, there is one
or two minutes of the Barbie video that didn't put me into a self-induced coma. The video
for Reachin' For The Stars
was actually okay. Since it was the only decent thing in this movie and
only decent song that was sung by the Rockers, you can download the MP2 and the video below. Maybe it's worth it... (or maybe 20 minutes of Barbie non-sense has driven me crazy!!!) |
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- Important Notice -
I HATE BARBIE!!! Always have, Always will. As such, if anyone finds my ratings a little harsh, I will accept a better review... But I mean, c'mon... I did give one song a '3'! It didn't really deserve it but nothing Mattel's ever done with Barbie has been good, interesting, original, or anything else involving quality. If you wish to make a Barbie and the Rockers site (though, I don't know why you would), feel free to take everything here!
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