50 Ways To Know You're Obsessed With Jem!

Note: 21, 27, 30, and 47 are the site favorites!

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You Know You're Obsessed With Jem Fan...

1. After several heart-breaking failures, you've finally managed to match Pizzazz's hair color!
2. You meet a girl named Mary Phillips and you tell her that her name is Stormer from now on...
3. ...And she says okay and then introduces you to her friend Roxy.
4. When your friends want to go for a ride, you scream "I'll warm up the Rockin' Roadster!"
5. You hear someone talk about their friend JIM and get excited!
6. Whenever your computer freezes, you yell "Those darn Misfits!"
7. Your mom promised that Jem would be at your birthday party 15 years ago... and you're still waiting!
8. When you watch an episode of Jem and Synergy does something, you ask your computer "Why can't you do that?"
9. When shopping for a new computer, you ask the salesperson "What type of earrings come with it?"
10. You break into a song whenever you have the right moment.
11. When shopping for a new clothes, you ask the salesperson where the Smashin' Fashions are...
12. It was a tough fit, but you finally squeezed yourself into Flash N' Sizzle Jem's outfit!
13. You're convinced that in Starbright, you are IN the crowd running across the street.
14. You tell your kids, "When I die, I want you to go to this broken down movie theater where I've hidden my final invention..."
15. During Thanksgiving, you sing "Family Is".
16. You tell your boyfriend, "Purple hair IS manly"!
17. You tell your grilfriend, "If you love me, you'll dye your hair pink..."
18. ...And when she does, you don't recognize her.
19. Whenever your friends leave your side, you burst into a "This Is Farewell" singing spree!
20. On a bad blind date, you rush into the bathroom, clutch your earrings and scream for Synergy's help
21. You tell people that you meet, "This is just a hologram I wear in public..."
22. When you watch 'Survivor', you keep saying "On Island of Deception, Jem did it better..."
23. Every reply to a question anyone asks you is "When it happened to Jem..."
24. You boycott the Grammy Awards because those people obviously have no taste in music if neither the Holograms, Misfits, or Stingers are nominated.
25. When Halloween rolls around, you start singing "Everybody Wears A Mask"
26. When someone does something wrong, you start singing "Makin' Mischief"
27. You have a little sister and her name's Kimber... whether she likes it or not!
28. Your newest friend is a girl with a spanish accent, so you immediately make her play the drums.
29. You've asked every girl under 12 in your neighborhood to run away from home and become one of your Starlight girls.
30. You use Jem doll pictures from Ebay in your family photo album.
31. When you win an award, you start off by thanking Hasbro for making Jem...
32. You constantly kiss your fiancee in hopes of creating that cool star thing Jem and Rio do during the intro.
33. After several years, you have an asian girl, a latin girl, a black girl, and a white red-head girl as your friends and as soon as you dye your hair, IT'S TIME TO GO ON TOUR!!!
34. You've spent the last two weeks looking for your computer's holographic projectors.
35. You can't start exercising until 'Back In Shape' starts playing.
36. You're still waiting for Broadway Magic to return to a Broadway theater.
37. You think "Hot Time In Hawaii" is the greatest sporting event of all time.
38. You immediately get in a fight with a guy because his name is Eric Raymond.
39. You've walked head first into every wall in your house because you're absolutely sure that Synergy is behind one.
40. You read a page called "You Know You're A Jem Fan When..." and so far everything is true!!!
41. When someone asks you what your favorite show is, you reply "They make other shows besides Jem?"
42. You introduce you parents to your new husband, Glitter N' Gold Rio! (or) You introduce you parents to your new wife, Glitter N' Gold Jem!
43. ... and then you pull your parents aside to let them know that you're two-timing your new spouse with 2nd edition Aja and Shana because they're better listeners!
44. When anyone talks about Tina Turner, you point out that her name's really Lena Learner and that reality has it wrong.
45. When people talk about Woodstock, you reply "The Jem Jam was better."
46. You get excited when you see kids doing something wrong because it's only a matter of time before Jem shows up to teach them "How To Be A Superstar"
47. You cry daily because the Holograms rejected your application during the Talent Search.
48. Robbers break into your house, steal all your money, and when the cops asks "Did they take your valuables?", you reply, "Nope. All the Jem stuff's still in the safe!"
49. You're talking to someone and you mention Jem and when they ask "Who is Jem?", you scream "I don't know!" and start running away because you're afraid you'll reveal Jem's secret identity.
50. You get speeding tickets rushing home to watch Jem at 6:30 PM, even though it's on a tape in your VCR.

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